No Hero Volume 5: Fallen Angel
Original novel in Chinese by: 御我(Yu Wo)
The Angel Falls Chapter Six: Sincere Request; Willful Demand—translated by XianBang (proofread by Arcedemius & Trespasserby; C/E edited by lucathia)
“Gē, there’s a pretty girl outside looking for you!”
A pretty girl? Could it be Melody… no, Luo Lun would recognize Melody.
“Ji Luo Chu, you went with Ah Ye to the nightclub, right? You’d better tell me exactly what happened that day, not a single word less, unless you want to be fed to the fishes!”
Turns out it’s Ah Ye’s mistress. Fed to the fishes… you’re not going to open your mouth and eat me, right? Isn’t a merperson still a fish?
“Poseidynne-jiě, don’t be like this!” Briar was grasping at Poseidynne’s hand with all her might to the side.
“TELL. ME. Word. For. Word!”
Word for word? Wouldn’t it be enough to mention only the things relevant to Ah Ye? Ah Ye, take your mistress back to your family’s fish tank! I’m busy with work, and I need to be a hero. I don’t have time to raise fish!
Luo Lun screamed, “Gē! All of the faucets and pipes in our house have exploded!”
…That day, Ah Ye suddenly wanted to go to a nightclub, so we went to a nightclub called Seaside… Oh, right! That shop’s owner seemed to know you.
Poseidynne furiously shouted, “You’re lying! How could Ah Ye want to go to a nightclub?”
He just wanted to go that day! He didn’t do much there. He just danced with Melody, then sang “Vampire.”
“You’re lying! What about that female drummer?”
What female drummer…
“Gē! The bathtub exploded too!”
My god, Ah Ye, take your family’s fish back, now!