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Magical Exchange Short Story 3: Tomato Beef Soup Saves the World

Magical Exchange Short Stories

Original novel written by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


Tomato Beef Soup Saves the World—translated by Minna (proofread by Trespasserby & Arcedemius; C/E edited by lucathia)

[Yu Wo’s author notes]

This is actually a work from a long time ago.
At first, I thought I had lost it when I switched computers.
But surprisingly, I found that I have a draft saved with my friend Ash.
So, this child came back to my side. I’m most thankful to Ash~
Now, looking at this writing from such a long time ago,
I truly have a 囧 kind of feeling…
(When I wrote this, I’m sure Xü Chun Mei1 was still very popular! Look at how old this work is!)
Enough with the talking. Bon appétit:

Magical Exchange—side story, a parody: Tomato Beef Soup Saves the World

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Magical Exchange Short Story 2: The Melancholy of Jealousy

Magical Exchange Short Stories

Original novel written by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


The Melancholy of Jealousy—translated by Minna (proofread by Trespasserby & Arcedemius; C/E edited by lucathia)

On the high school’s track field was a group of lively teenage girls.

“Lü Zi, don’t run so quickly!” Ma Sheng tried hard to keep up with the girl in front of her.

“You’re just too slow,” Lü Zi shouted back toward the girl who had fallen far behind her.

“Ma Sheng just can’t run that fast,” Ma Sheng whined, her originally high-class, beautiful air immediately changing to a pretty and cute one.

But no matter what, she is still very beautiful and attractive. This line of thought flashed through Lü Zi’s mind. Compared to the beautiful and tall Ma Sheng, Lü Zi, with a face full of pimples and her naturally dark skin, couldn’t seem to compare at all.

“Who told you to slack off from practicing?” As Lü Zi spoke, she couldn’t help but feel happy on the inside because track and field was the only thing she could beat Ma Sheng at. She and Ma Sheng had been friends since elementary school, had gone to the same middle school later on, and were even attending the same high school, so naturally they were very close. Since elementary school, Ma Sheng had already been a beauty. Now that they were in high school, she had grown even more beautiful. Her admirers could surely fill the whole track field. Lü Zi had always been Ma Sheng’s best friend, and Ma Sheng was also… Lü Zi’s good friend. Alright! Saying that she wasn’t jealous would be a lie, but it was okay. At least she still had track and field, the only place she could excel over Ma Sheng. Out on the field, Lü Zi was always the most confident.

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Magical Exchange Short Story 1: Prologue

Magical Exchange Short Stories

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


Prologue—translated by Minna (proofread by Trespasserby & Arcedemius; C/E edited by lucathia)

§Magical Exchange§

The God, can help you do good
The Devil, can help you do evil
The price can be
As small as losing one strand of hair
As great as suffering pain worse than death
Are you—willing to take the risk?
Between the God and the Devil
Will you—make a decision?

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Romance RPG V1C34: Part Thirty-four (End)

Romance RPG

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


Part Thirty-four (End) – translated by Minna (proofread by Trespasserby & Arcedemius; C/E edited by lucathia)

Lin Jian Yin’s eyes widened. “What? Are you confessing to me?”

“No!” Meng said seriously, “This, of course, is a proposal. Didn’t you hear me say ‘marriage?’”

“What?” Lin Jian Yin opened his mouth wide. After a while, he finally shouted, “No way! What kind of man lets a woman propose? At least, that man can’t be me! This is so humiliating!”

“Didn’t you say you would respect me? Can’t I even propose to you?” Meng felt wronged.

“This, this…” Lin Jian Yin struggled painfully from the bottom of his heart for a while. In the middle, he accidentally caught a glimpse of Meng’s hopeful but also fearful expression. Also, his inner clock had already counted down to twenty-something seconds. He replied hurriedly, “Alright already, if you want to propose, then propose.

“I’m willing. Are you happy now?”

Meng smiled so radiantly, so sweetly, that her smile could drown a person. Seeing it, Lin Jian Yin couldn’t stop himself from revealing an idiotic smile. As if he were falling into that sweet smile, even the sky and the earth started to spin. The scenery, the imperial palace, and the crowd in the surroundings slowly blurred together, like a painting that had water poured over it. The colors began merging together, and you couldn’t make anything else out anymore…

A faint sentence drifted over. “Damn! Only needed a few more seconds. This contract is of no use anymore. My work was for naught!”

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Romance RPG V1C33: Part Thirty-three

Romance RPG

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


Part Thirty-three – translated by Minna (proofread by Trespasserby & Arcedemius; C/E edited by lucathia)

It took Lin Jian Yin a moment before he recovered his breath and could speak once more. “I know that I’m not perfect.

“I have many flaws. I have a sharp tongue, and I never say anything good. But I’ll change half of it. If there’s something bad, I’ll still say it’s bad, but if there’s something good, I won’t forget to compliment you on it.

“I can’t do any housework, and I can’t even tell Chinese cabbage apart from other cabbages, but we can buy groceries together. I can certainly take you by car to buy groceries and then help you carry the shopping basket.

“I’m not gentle nor am I considerate enough, but I will learn to respect you more. I know that you like to wear very comfortable clothes. If it’s not a formal occasion, you can even wear Pikachu or Minnie Mouse for all I care, even though I think that Hello Kitty is cuter…

“We didn’t have any romantic moments, either. The first time, I thought you were a female ghost, and the second time, we were buying groceries at the supermarket…”

Meng still didn’t move and only lowered her head.

Lin Jian Yin, whose face was as red as a tomato, finally asked after much hesitation, “You, are you willing to give up the perfect prince behind you and a thrilling romance with lots of excitement, to choose me, who is full of faults—a guy you officially met at a supermarket?”

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