GOD —The Beginning of the End— Volume 2: Elf, Nanny, Thunderous Anger
Original novel in Chinese by: 御 我 (Yu Wo)
Chapter 5: Dan’s Uncle, Part One—translated by lucathia (proofread by Lala Su)
Out of the thirty-six stratagems, fleeing is the best!
Shooting Star took all his belongings—two pets—and fled in the middle of the night through the window.
What a joke! He hadn’t even needed to flee after stealing away an elf worth twenty thousand gold ducats from the Goldenstyle Merchant Guild, yet for the sake of something he had to do every day—bathing—he was forced to jump through the window and flee in the middle of the night!
Sob, sob, sob! Why is Belle so focused on bathing? It forced him to steel his heart and flee from the enticing thought of a palace full of delicious food and a beautiful princess.
Compared to Shooting Star who was reluctant, Bai Saya was pretty much jumping for joy. We’re finally leaving! I can finally escape from a future full of Dan, Philo, and Agid. He was practically so happy that he wanted to kneel down and thank every single god of the Northern, Western, Southern, and Eastern Continents.
One was pulling a face, the other was full of cheer, and the last one had no clue what was going on from start to finish.
“I think… it’s time for me to leave,” Alanmishus said.
“What?! Where are you going?” Shooting Star and Bai Saya were both surprised to the point of speaking simultaneously.
Alanmishus said as if it were a matter of course, “Back to the Eastern Continent.”
“Oh!” Bai Saya nodded and said, “I see. You’re heading back? What a pity. I thought I would be able to adventure with you for a while.”
“I have no interest in adventuring,” Alanmishus answered indifferently.