Dominion’s End Volume 4: Battle for Lan City
Original novel in Chinese by: 御 我 (Yu Wo)
Extra 2: One Day in the Apocalypse—translated by Miaka_Mei (proofread by EvlNabiki & Trespasserby; C/E edited by lucathia)
[The Jiang Family Is Shameless]
“Dàgē, I feel ashamed to face the Jiang family’s ancestors and descendants. I swing both ways. I’m so depraved that I’ll sleep with men and women, sob sob…”
“Which two? I’ll bring them back for you.”
“Sob sob… I’m a disgrace to the Jiang family. My IQ is actually so low that I tried to discuss integrity with Dàgē, sob sob… ”
[Comparing brothers, who’s afraid of you?]
“Feng, my surname is Jiāng (疆), while yours is Jìn (靳). Our common point is that it takes too many strokes to write those characters in Chinese, while both of our brothers aren’t very good at studying. I wonder, if a teacher punishes my brother and your brother to write their family name, who would write the fastest?”
“Your bro.”
“No, it’s your brother. My brother would turn in a blank paper and look at the teacher while crossing his legs. Then the teacher would take the initiative and surrender.”
“My bro would order his men to dump the teacher in an oil drum, and pour cement into it to submerge into the bay.”
“…Okay, you win.”