Illusions, Lies, Truth Volume 3: In the Name of God, Part One
Original novel in Chinese by: 御 我 (Yu Wo)
Chapter 5: Ceremony of the Devil, Part 2—Floor by Floor… Upwards?—translated by lucathia (proofread by Taffygirl13 & Trespasserby)
Immortal Lady He: Was the stupid brat angry?
Liu Yishi looked at his cell phone quite helplessly. His wife was always so audacious. Their son had been called a stupid brat since he was a kid. He’ll turn rebellious like that! Fortunately, he always called him sweetheart or darling and used love to spoil their son so that he could grow up properly.
Detective Exorcist: He was only angry for a little while. See how nice he is to you?
Immortal Lady He: I bet he just doesn’t care where his dad and mom are.
Liu Yishi was so agitated that he almost coughed blood on the screen of his cell phone.
Detective Exorcist: Our son loooves us a ton!
Immortal Lady He: You obviously have that son complex thing.
Detective Exorcist: …
Immortal Lady He: Fine, I’m not going to squabble over this with you. You’re worried about that destiny thing Dad brought up? They were destined in the first place. They’re brothers!
Detective Exorcist: Brothers? Wifey, don’t tell me that you and Jiang Shang… Sob sob sob!
Immortal Lady He: Cut the tears. If you want to die, just say so! Don’t you remember when I said that they’d become sworn siblings if they were the same sex, and they’d get married if they were the opposite sex? Of course Jiang Ziya is our Ah Yang’s brother!
Detective Exorcist: But, dearest, our daughter-in-law has already married another.
Immortal Lady He: What?
Detective Exorcist: Jiang Ziya has a twin sister.
Immortal Lady He: … Damn, we were too slow.
Liu Yishi snickered. Dearest, you’re always so adorable!
Footsteps sounded. Liu Yishi lifted his head and saw Hu Lican and Fang Da walk out.
Detective Exorcist: It’s about time. I’m off to deal with the case.
Immortal Lady He: Okay, make sure to look for Jiang Shang. I remembered he was a strange guy. He shouldn’t have kicked the bucket so easily.
Liu Yishi pondered over it but still typed a final sentence.
Detective Exorcist: So it’s easy for Yang Jiayin to kick the bucket?