The Legend of Sun Knight Volume 1: An Introduction to Knight Theory

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)

Seventh Rule of Sun Knights: “Don’t Underestimate Anything; Even a Shirt will Bite you if it’s Angry” – translated by Raylight

After coming out from Pink’s house, I pushed forth on my journey with all I had in order to conserve what little blood that remained in my body.

Moreover, although the shirt on my body is cool and suave, it’s also troublesome for this very reason. Wearing this shirt on the main streets is just like declaring that I’m a suspicious character! I bet I don’t even need to walk half a block before being noticed by the Royal Knight Militia Squad plus our own Holy Knights, and then together they would invite me to drink tea with the Judgment Knight.

Thus, I could only become a beam-walker gentleman, a specialist in walking on rafters…or in other words, the rooftops.

Luckily, it was currently nightfall, and with a dusky sky, the line of sight was limited. Otherwise, even if I walked on the rooftops I would still have to pray for the knights’ and holy knights’ eyes to be muddled by clam meat¹, so that I would not be discovered. Continued

The Legend of Sun Knight Volume 1: An Introduction to Knight Theory

Original novel in Chinese by: 御 我 (Yu Wo)

Sixth Rule of Sun Knights: “Build your Social Network! Maintain good relationships with others, even if it’s a corpse” – translated by Eilinel

“Sun should be safe and sound, right? His recovering ability is so strong…”

“You didn’t see his face when he fainted; he looked like a dead man.”

How rude, who did you say looked dead?! Originally, I wanted to roll over to face the other side of the bed, but my body felt too heavy. Never mind then, I will just continue sleeping.

“Your Holiness the Pope, Sun’s condition wouldn’t happen to be serious? That can’t be, right?” Continued

The Legend of Sun Knight Volume 1: An Introduction to Knight Theory

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)

Fifth Rule of Sun Knights: “Save up for Retirement to Avoid Impoverishment in One’s Old Age” – translated by Raylight

The northwest execution ground outside the city really is not just a normal distance away. In order to prevent myself from immediately lying down and joining the row of corpses after walking all the way there, I reluctantly decided to bear the pain of spending money to call a carriage to bring me there.

I could have returned to the Holy Temple and taken their public carriage instead, but then I would have to maintain the Sun Knight’s brilliant smile and perfect demeanor in front of the driver…

In my current feeble situation where I can’t even fully smile, I better bear with the grief and rent a carriage, using the retirement funds that I had been saving with great effort. After all, if I were to die now, then the retirement funds that I have been saving so painstakingly would be useless, right? Continued

The Legend of Sun Knight Volume 1: An Introduction to Knight Theory

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)

Fourth Rule of Sun Knights: “One’s ability to recover has to be better than good” – translated by Erialis & Raylight

As a result of losing an entire street’s worth of blood, my three day long vacation was successfully extended to a week. I heard that Leaf was even going to help me get it extended to one month initially. Unfortunately, His Holiness the Pope seemed to have a mission for me to carry out, so the attempt failed. Sigh! Leaf, you really are a nice guy!

I poured soured milk into a basin filled with flour goop with one hand as my other hand stirred the goop using the sheath of the Divine Sun Sword. I really must say that the Divine Sun Sword’s sheath is full of amazing uses. As the sheath is almost completely made of gold, it’s guaranteed not to rust, regardless of whether it is used to stir this body mask mixture or to stir my apple wine.

Not only would the sheath not become dirty after stirring, it would shine brighter than ever if you wiped it with a cloth! Continued

The Legend of Sun Knight Volume 1: An Introduction to Knight Theory

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)

Third Rule of Sun Knights: “Even in the Face of Death, One Must Die Gracefully” – translated by Erialis

I rushed onto the streets like a comet streaking across the skies. By this point, I no longer needed the knight-apprentice as a guide, for that towering aura of death was simply impossible to miss. I had never encountered such an intense aura of death in the city before…

(Don’t tell me that my request for a tougher undead creature has really been answered? That can’t be! I heard from my teacher that because the Church pays very little, the necromancer would, at the very most, only summon a zombie that’s missing various limbs for me to play with.) Continued