The Legend of Sun Knight V1C9: “If You Want to Know a Secret, Ask a Woman”

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The Legend of Sun Knight Volume 1: An Introduction to Knight Theory

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


Ninth Rule of Sun Knights: “If you want to know a secret, ask a woman” – translated by Raylight

The sound of a wooden door creaking open came from a small, rundown house that looked as though it would fall apart when the wind blew. Under the door handle a little girl’s pink face appeared, her mouth sucking on a strawberry lollipop that was even bigger than her head.

“Pink, I agree to be your apprentice from now on, and I will learn necromancy,” I said seriously.

Pink was stunned for a moment, then she beckoned me with her finger, signaling for me to squat down.

What? Is it possible that to become her apprentice, one still has to go through a ceremony? I squatted down with suspicion. Then Pink beckoned me with her finger again, telling me to come closer. I obliged, moving my face nearer. Continued

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In which Sun commits suicide, Nabs blows up a chemistry lab, and the PR! staff had a ‘Guess what ice cream SR is having’ contest that resulted in the invention of new ice cream flavors.

Btw, for clarification, Requiem is a former translator (Also known as Kai, koo, etc) The rest are all still PR! members. Continued

The Legend of Sun Knight V1C7: “Don’t Underestimate Anything; Even a Shirt will Bite you if it’s Angry”

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The Legend of Sun Knight Volume 1: An Introduction to Knight Theory

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


Seventh Rule of Sun Knights: “Don’t Underestimate Anything; Even a Shirt will Bite you if it’s Angry” – translated by Raylight

After coming out from Pink’s house, I pushed forth on my journey with all I had in order to conserve what little blood that remained in my body.

Moreover, although the shirt on my body is cool and suave, it’s also troublesome for this very reason. Wearing this shirt on the main streets is just like declaring that I’m a suspicious character! I bet I don’t even need to walk half a block before being noticed by the Royal Knight Militia Squad plus our own Holy Knights, and then together they would invite me to drink tea with the Judgment Knight.

Thus, I could only become a beam-walker gentleman, a specialist in walking on rafters…or in other words, the rooftops.

Luckily, it was currently nightfall, and with a dusky sky, the line of sight was limited. Otherwise, even if I walked on the rooftops I would still have to pray for the knights’ and holy knights’ eyes to be muddled by clam meat1, so that I would not be discovered. Continued

The Legend of Sun Knight V1C5: “Save up for Retirement to Avoid Impoverishment in One’s Old Age”

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The Legend of Sun Knight Volume 1: An Introduction to Knight Theory

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


Fifth Rule of Sun Knights: “Save up for Retirement to Avoid Impoverishment in One’s Old Age” – translated by Raylight

The northwest execution ground outside the city really is not just a normal distance away. In order to prevent myself from immediately lying down and joining the row of corpses after walking all the way there, I reluctantly decided to bear the pain of spending money to call a carriage to bring me there.

I could have returned to the Holy Temple and taken their public carriage instead, but then I would have to maintain the Sun Knight’s brilliant smile and perfect demeanor in front of the driver…

In my current feeble situation where I can’t even fully smile, I better bear with the grief and rent a carriage, using the retirement funds that I had been saving with great effort. After all, if I were to die now, then the retirement funds that I have been saving so painstakingly would be useless, right? Continued

½ Prince V4C5: The Diary of a Suffering Street Musician

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½ Prince Volume 4: The Buskers of Infinite City

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


Chapter 5: The Diary of a Suffering Street Musician – translated by Raylight

After the members of Infinite Band put their heads together, they finally came up with a method to gather as big an audience as possible. First, the members would split up into four groups and travel different roads. Wicked, Gui and I would each go alone, while Phoenix and Fairsky would go together, accompanied by two bodyguards – Kenshin and Sunshine. We would start from the Eastern, Western, Southern, and Northern gates respectively, following the road to the central square.  Then, we would begin our performance.

Looking at the increasing horde of people behind my back, I thought, This should be about enough… With the horde attracted by the others, the square might end up being packed to the point of bursting! I walked into the square while thinking, and coincidentally saw Gui walk into the square from another road at the same time. Gui was definitely a handsome guy whose beauty could compete with mine, and the number of lascivious women following him was also overwhelming.

I waved to Gui and he ran towards me. “So the rest haven’t reached here yet?” I asked. Continued