½ Prince V7C7: Attacking in the Real World

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½ Prince Volume 7: Life, Fading Away

Original novel in Chinese by: 御我 (Yu Wo)


Chapter 7: Attacking in the Real World – translated by raylight

As expected, my character had gone missing. Prince is really gone! I took off the game simulation helmet and, in a fit of anger, threw it away…

“Ah…” A voice tragically rang out, followed by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

“Oh, Yang Ming, it’s not my fault. It was you who walked by and allowed the helmet to hit you.” As I spoke, I felt guiltier and guiltier. I stared at the sprawled out Yang Ming who had fallen in the doorway and saw that his face even had an obvious red helmet mark.

“Yes, yes, yes. Your helmet can just fly up by itself and wait for me to walk and bang into it.” Yang Ming gritted his teeth as he helped himself up.

“Sorry.” I put both of my index fingers together and revealed a look of unrivaled innocence.

“Your acting pitiful towards me is just like my acting cultured towards you: both are useless,” Yang Ming said, displeased.

If that’s the case… I jumped up, pointed my index finger at my brother’s nose, and said without any courtesy, “Then fine. Your elder sister is feeling extremely pissed right now, so you’d better scram. Otherwise, I’ll cook dead mice for your dinner tonight!”

“Oh, is that so?” Yang Ming coldly replied, “Then fine, I will scram. I guess I won’t need to relay what Lolidragon wanted me to tell you then.”

Hearing that, I immediately changed the expression on my face to one that was gentle and virtuous. “My dear little brother, what do you want to eat for dinner tonight? How about a cold lobster platter as an appetizer, and then a steak with foie gras sauce? And for dessert, you can eat another of my carefully baked cherry cupcakes with white wine, accompanied with top quality Blue Mountain coffee, okay?”

Yang Ming nodded his head repeatedly when he heard this. “Having a late-night snack afterwards would be even better.”

You insatiable bastard. I suppressed the urge to cook my own little brother into a late-night snack and forced myself to smile. “A late-night snack isn’t a problem.”

“Lolidragon says that Wicked and Gui had already started investigating the truth of the situation when their characters disappeared. They also discovered Ocean’s Heart’s intentions, but they did not say a single word to reveal his scheme so that they could track his IP address secretly.” After hearing that even his late-night snack was settled, Yang Ming finally started solemnly talking about Lolidragon’s last words… No, I mean message.

“Have they found him?” I asked urgently. Long Dian! You better not get found! Otherwise I’m determined to… use measures that words cannot describe to deal with you!

“They’re battling with him right now.” Yang Ming frowned. “The two of them are currently in Second Life’s head office, fighting with Long Dian over the Internet. I heard that Zhuo-dàgē’s hacking skills are pretty good.”

“Then what can we do?” I was a little worried. If we were to let Long Dian escape, then wouldn’t the Dictator of Life be subjected to Long Dian’s control forever?

“Do you know how to use a computer?” Yang Ming asked coldly.

“Yeah, I know how to switch it on, get on the Internet, and I even know how to play online games,” I replied confidently.

However, Yang Ming revealed an expression that said “you’re impossible” and, with a pained voice, he asked, “What, do you think that knowing how to switch a computer on and off can help us locate Long Dian’s whereabouts?

“Right now, all we can do is wait for their call.” Yang Ming gazed far into the distance… Is the phone that far away?

Ring… Ring… Ring!

“…Brother, you really are too incredible.” I was so moved that I hugged my brother and shook him violently. Then, I pressed down the phone key to receive the phone call.

Lolidragon’s voice immediately rang through the room and shook the heavens. “Is the pig-headed Prince here?”

“Hey, aren’t you forgetting to ask if I’m here or not?” Hearing the voice of the woman of his dreams, Yang Ming immediately rushed to the front of the phone and complained resentfully.

“Go away. I have life-threatening matters to discuss with Prince.” Lolidragon shooed him away without any mercy.

Lolidragon is actually saying that she wants to “discuss” things with me? This is definitely not going to be good. I gulped and asked, “What is it? Other than asking me to seduce Long Dian, anything is fine.”

“Go to hell. If seduction were needed, then it would be me, the D cup, who went. You? Little girls should stay out of the way.” Lolidragon made a cutting remark that was the epitome of her ability to be harsh.

I lowered my head to look at my own A cup and then bitterly said, “What’s inside is what counts for women, okay?”

“Hmm, D cup!” Yang Ming produced a notebook out of nowhere and recorded Lolidragon’s D cup with all his effort. He even added as a side remark, “Sis, you are an A- cup, not an A cup, ok?”

“Yeah, what’s inside is important, and that is a D cup.” Lolidragon casually gave me the final attack.

“Did you come here to compare cup sizes or to ask me for help?” I gritted my teeth and asked.

“Oh, that’s right.” Lolidragon suddenly returned to being serious. “We have managed to chase down Long Dian, and that fellow has already seized complete control over the Dictator of Life. Right now, the entirety of Second Life has fallen into Long Dian’s hands and our company simply has no way to enter.”

“Sunshine and Kenshin?” I suddenly thought of the two of them. Didn’t Lolidragon say that we could download the two of them to another place?

“Stuck in Second Life. What happened was too abrupt. We were completely unable to make it in time to save them…” Lolidragon’s voice trailed off.

Sunshine and Kenshin are stuck inside? No way, I want to go and save them! I jumped up and held onto the phone violently. “Where is Long Dian? Didn’t you say that we have managed to track him down?”

“You and Wu Qing go to the nearest instant transmission station immediately and use it to come over to the one closest to our headquarters. I have already told the others over the Internet and they have arrived one after another. Hurry up and come. We’ll be waiting for you for an hour. After one hour, we have no choice but to depart. Otherwise, Long Dian might change his stronghold. Did you hear that, Prince? One hour…” Lolidragon said urgently.

One hour! I immediately grabbed the back of Yang Ming’s collar and then, with one foot kicking open the house door and one hand scooping up the keys, I jumped onto my mom’s custom-made hover bike. I stuck the key into the keyhole and started the engine…

“Sis, have you driven a hover bike before?” Yang Ming asked shakily.

I used both of my hands to tie my hair into a ponytail, and then I put on a windbreaker and a pair of goggles. Without even turning around, I asked, “Yang Ming, which side is the accelerator and which side is the brake?”

“You, get off the bike!”

“Ah, I found it.” So the right side is the accelerator! Let’s accelerate!

“No, no, no, I don’t want to meet an early demise while in my prime~~”

Under Yang Ming’s constant howling, I drove the hover bike toward the transmission station. Second Life’s headquarters were in the capitol and the transmission station nearest to my house required around forty-five minutes of driving to reach. Then, I’d have to spend another ten minutes transmitting over to the capital and drive for another fifteen minutes in order to reach downtown… And this was still under the conditions that there were no delays, no red lights, and no queuing at the transmission station.

“Sis, there’s a red light!” Yang Ming shouted wildly.

“Charge!”

“Sis, there’s a traffic jam!”

“Weave through it!”

“Sob, sob, sob, the Feng family is going to die out. Dear dad and mom, your unfilial son has let you two down.”

Inside Second Life’s headquarters…

“I didn’t think there would be a day when I would actually cooperate with you.” Zhuo Ling Bin said unenthusiastically. He was extremely discontented with this fellow, but he did indeed have some very good capabilities. Even though Min Gui Wen had never touched a computer before, he could still think of a trap to ensnare Long Dian… He could not help but admire him.

“For Prince.” Min Gui Wen had also pulled a long face. With the exception of Prince, no one else could make him reckless.

“You guys, go outside to choose your equipment.” Lolidragon… No, she should be called Long Shui Han, the chairman of Second Life’s only daughter, walked into the room.

“Shui Han, must you really go personally? That lad, Long Dian, is extremely difficult to deal with. I’m afraid that this time the risk is very high.” A robust adult in his fifties asked worriedly.

“Dad, I must go personally. This matter is caused by Long Dian-biǎogē, so I definitely have to deal with this personally.” Long Shui Han’s fist clenched and then relaxed repeatedly. If it weren’t for her foolish wishes in the past, Long Dian-biǎogē wouldn’t have designed Second Life, and he wouldn’t have created so much disaster… Though she couldn’t think of a reason why the gentle Long Dian-biǎogē from the past would become like this.

“But, darling, Father will be worried about you.” Long-bà1 suddenly abandoned the dignity of a chairman and pulled at his daughter’s sleeve with a pitiful face.

Long Shui Han cast a cold glance at her father. Once her killer gaze had sent him to the corner to hide, she gestured for Zhuo Ling Bin and Min Gui Wen to follow her. They walked all the way to the lounge area, where Long Shui Han revealed a grim smile and pointed at the various weapons one-by-one.

“Light defensive armor set. Not only does it increase your defense, it also has the effect of increasing your agility. After putting it on, you would be able to do various kinds of high difficulty movements that you usually wouldn’t be able to do.

“Power gloves. As the name implies, it increases your strength by a lot. Breaking a few walls isn’t really a tough matter with these.

“Bouncing boots. After wearing them, your jumping abilities are guaranteed to improve by leaps and bounds. Powerful people can even use them to jump over ten meters high.

“Ray gun. You can shoot ten rays in one second.”

“My index finger has never moved ten times or more in a second.” Min Gui Wen coldly interrupted Long Shui Han’s “wishful thinking.” He even added, “Moreover, I have never fired a gun before.”

“Uh, it’s possible in theory.” Long Shui Han embarrassedly explained, “These are weapons that are given to the Special Forces. It took me a lot of effort to get a hold of them. Oh, that’s right; there’s also the lightsaber. You can also use a sword.”

“Sigh, if you give a gun to someone who doesn’t know how to use it, no matter how good the gun is, it would be of no use.” Min Gui Wen shook his head.

Bang. Bang. Zhuo Ling Bin managed to fill the gun’s energy with little effort. After inspecting whether or not the gun was in good condition, he raised the gun with his right hand and fired without any hesitation. More than ten meters away, the shattering of bonsai pots answered to him one-by-one.

After Min Gui Wen shut his wide-open mouth, he coldly made a cutting remark. “Are you a terrorist? Your gunmanship is so accurate, killing a few people shouldn’t be a problem, right?”

“What do you think?” Zhuo Ling Bin stroked the gun and glared at his love rival with a dangerous gaze.

“Hehe, Prince-gēgē hasn’t even arrived yet, but Gui-gēgē and Wicked-gēgē have already become this rowdy.” A beautiful girl suddenly stepped into the entrance, elegantly and quietly. Following behind her was a male and a female. The male was wearing gold-rimmed glasses and appeared to be intellectual and shrewd. The woman, with long, soft hair, appeared to be very classy.

Long Shui Han, Min Gui Wen and Zhuo Ling Bin looked at the three people questioningly. In the end Long Shui Han asked with furrowed brows, “Who are you?”

The girl pursed up her lips and smiled slightly. “I am Doll. You are Lolidragon-jiějie, right?”

“Doll? Oh my heavens, you really are…” Long Shui Han circled around Doll once and, after releasing one long breath, said, “You really are a princess.”

“Of course she is, don’t tell me that there are fake princesses?” The woman behind Doll pursed her lips and laughed.

Long Shui Han looked questioningly at the woman and, as though she didn’t dare to believe it, asked, “Yu Lian-dàsăo?”

“Then, you must be Winter Triumph.” Min Gui Wen called the man’s name with a smile.

Yu Lian and Winter Triumph both nodded their heads, admitting their identity.

“As expected of a princess, you sure came quickly!” Long Shui Han clicked her tongue in amazement. They probably used a personal transmission station to get here. “You guys can also come over and pick your weapons.”

“I don’t think that’s a good idea. Doll also wants to go? It’s too dangerous. And being a princess, Doll wouldn’t know how to use weapons or have any fighting skills…” Halfway through Min Gui Wen’s saying this, he abruptly saw Doll hold up the ray gun of the highest caliber and remove the safety with a few swift moves. She even showed an expression of admiration at the gun.

“Nice gun, Lolidragon-jiějie.” A glint of light shone in Doll’s eyes. “Too bad there’s no time. Otherwise, I could do a few modifications to give this gun the ability to release an even stronger ray.”

“…” Lolidragon and Min Gui Wen opened their mouths wide together.

Winter Triumph coughed twice and explained, “The princess has had to learn a variety of skills since a young age, including how to use a weapon to protect herself.”

Long Shui Han laughed stupidly and continued introducing the weapons. “This is a one-handed shield. Its area is only thirty by thirty centimeters. It is a small shield that is supposed to be installed on the left hand and can block various kinds of light energy.

“Okay everyone, hurry and put them on!”

“Are there any large sizes?” a rough and outspoken voice rang out.

“Wolf-gē!” Min Gui Wen happily shouted the name of the person.

“Has all of Odd Squad arrived?” Li Tian Lang was grinning from ear to ear.

“Wolf-gē!” Yu Lian cried out as she delved into the arms of Li Tian Lang as per usual, without even a moment’s hesitation.

“Yu Lian.” Li Tian Lang tenderly embraced the petite person in his arms. The two of them only looked at each other silently, wanting to carve each other’s appearance completely into their own hearts. Although this was the real world to the two of them, this was exactly the same as in Second Life.

“Prince hasn’t arrived!” Min Gui Wen frowned, his hopeful gaze plainly visible.

She won’t be able to make it on time. Zhuo Ling Bin understood this clearly in his heart. One hour was simply not enough time for Xiao Lan to rush over from her house. However, he didn’t say anything. He wished that Xiao Lan would not come… This was the real world, a world where one could get injured for real and could die for real. He wished that Xiao Lan would not take the risk, and he hoped that she would not receive any injuries!

Zhuo Ling Bin shut his eyes and then softly said one sentence, “I will help you bring justice to Long Dian.”

When Zhuo Ling Bin opened his eyes once again, he was shocked to find Min Gui Wen’s large face at an extremely close proximity. His heart thumped at that. However, he would not show weakness in front of Gui. Although he was shocked, he only narrowed his eyes slightly on the surface.

“What are you thinking about?” Min Gui Wen was extremely suspicious. To make Zhuo Ling Bin reveal an expression that says “I’m willing to sacrifice myself for you,” is definitely something that only Prince could do. However, seeing him show that kind of expression now made Min Gui Wen feel that something was extremely wrong. Could it be that Prince… will not be coming?

“None of your business.” Zhuo Ling Bin tilted his head away. He also didn’t want to let Xiao Lan meet with this fellow… even though they saw each other in class every day.

Although he was worried, Min Gui Wen was unable to do anything about Zhuo Ling Bin. Should he use his “Professor” status to force this “student” to submit? Forget it, if Zhuo Ling Bin were to call him Professor, then even the sky would fall down.

Min Gui Wen immediately turned toward Long Shui Han. “Prince will come, right?”

“Is there any possibility that that guy won’t come?” Long Shui Han replied, displeased. Prince had left the house without even having time to hang up the phone. How could Prince not come?

“Prince hasn’t arrived yet?” A sharp and clear voice sounded.

The crowd all turned their heads to see who had spoken, only to see a boy who was not tall, and even appeared to be somewhat cute, walk over. Who was this?

“Could it be that you are Ming Huang?” Min Gui Wen struggled to find a possible candidate in his mind. In the end, he could only come up with this conclusion.

Zhuo Ling Bin gave Min Gui Wen a cold glare and said sarcastically, “That’s strange. As the ‘elder brother’ of Ming Huang, I actually don’t recognize this person who is in front of me as my ‘younger brother.’” Though he had to admit, the boy in front of his eyes did indeed have a similar feeling to Ming Huang.

“No, I’m not Ming Huang.” The boy gave a small smile and then directly announced the answer. “I’m Nan Gong Zui.”

Long Shui Han barely managed a reply, “You are Nan Gong Zui? What proof do you have?”

The boy was stunned for a moment. This actually requires proof?

“Then very well, let me ask you. Who is your sworn enemy? Who is your most precious person? What is Prince’s most famous characteristic?” Long Shui Han asked earnestly.

“My sworn enemy is Fan, the most precious person to me is my god-sister, Ice Phoenix, Prince’s most famous characteristic is…” The boy frowned and hesitated before he asked, “I don’t know whether you are referring to his fondness for eating, his stubbornness, or his being directionally-challenged?”

Pretty much all of them… The people thought in their hearts.

With great alarm, Long Shui Han shouted, “You really are Nan Gong Zui! Goodness, the world is really full of extraordinary things! How could someone manage to transform from a cool, handsome guy to a cute boy?”

A helpless expression appeared on Nan Gong Zui’s face and, somewhat embarrassed, he replied, “I only made myself taller and my face a little sharper in the game… And all of you, don’t judge me by my appearance. Actually, I’m already twenty-five years old and am much older than Prince.”

“Twenty-five years old? Heheh…” Long Shui Han smiled laughingly, for the person in front of her looked completely like a fifteen year old. “Regardless, you also have to get equipped with weapons for there is not much time left.”

Nan Gong Zui nodded his head, and then went up to equip himself with weapons and armor. The extent of his familiarity with them was as though he wore them every day.

Min Gui Wen couldn’t help but open his mouth to ask, “You have worn this stuff before?” Why does everybody seem to be a terrorist who specializes in weapons and armor?

“I’m a policeman!” Nan Gong Zui lightly said a sentence… that nearly made everyone’s jaw drop. In this world, is there any policeman who looks less like a policeman than him?

At this moment, there were still twenty minutes left before departure!

“Lolidragon? Are you Lolidragon?” Yet another person had just arrived. Everyone’s heads turned to look. It was a girl who appeared to be lively and full of vitality. However, at the moment, the girl’s face was extremely pale and her whole body was shaking non-stop. Her eyes were blood-shot and it was evident that she had been crying for some time.

“You are?” This time, Long Shui Han didn’t dare to carelessly guess the identity of the person in front of her eyes and only asked cautiously and timidly.

“I am Fairsky. Lolidragon, how is the situation right now? Has anything happened to Sunshine?” Fairsky desperately strung out a series of questions. Long Shui Han didn’t even have enough time to reply before Fairsky fell to the floor and questioned herself miserably, “Could it be, could it be that Sunshine is already… dead?”

Looking at Fairsky who seemed to be completely scared out of her wits, Long Shui Han turned pale with fright and she quickly clarified, “Fairsky, don’t think too much. Sunshine and Kenshin are still in Second Life. It’s just that Second Life has temporarily been sealed off, and thus we cannot go in.”

Once Fairsky heard that, she anxiously raised her head to ask, “Really? Will the Dictator of Life and Long Dian hurt them?”

“No, definitely not!” Long Shui Han replied confidently. “The Dictator of Life would definitely not hurt his own companions.”

“Th-then that’s good.” Fairsky wiped her tears away. She stood up from the floor and regained her original strength. She shouted, “I want to go with all of you together. I also want to go save Sunshine.”

“Sure!” Long Shui Han replied firmly and pointed at the equipment. “Go change into the equipment then!”

Fairsky equipped everything without a single word.

“… I’m also coming along,” a cold voice drifted over. “No need to ask. I’m Cold Fox.”

Everyone turned toward Cold Fox and, though he was still wearing a high school uniform, by this time everyone had already become used to seeing one another’s strange appearances. Lolidragon also only pointed to the equipment. “Wear them!”

Cold Fox didn’t say another word. After putting on the equipment, he slowly picked the weapon that was handiest for him.

At this moment, there were still ten minutes left before departure!

Everyone put on Long Shui Han’s carefully prepared equipment one after another. Min Gui Wen was putting them on and glancing at the door repeatedly, only hoping that he would appear, that white-haired boy that showed up even in his dreams… Of course, in real life, Prince would probably not be white-haired.

“Time’s up, let’s go.” Long Shui Han counted down using the clock on the wall, all the way until the second hand faithfully jumped to the next dot. One hour had passed, and even she couldn’t do anything about it. She could only tell them to set off. Why hadn’t that guy arrived yet?

“Wait, wait, Prince hasn’t come yet!” Min Gui Wen shouted anxiously.

“We must depart within one hour. This is what you yourself had said, right?” Long Shui Han stated calmly. She definitely couldn’t let Long Dian-biǎogē escape and then cause even greater harm… Having the Dictator of Life, this super-computer, in his hands, was too dangerous.

“Yes…” Min Gui Wen had no choice but to admit it. His mind told him that he couldn’t postpone it any longer, but, but Prince…

“Let’s go!” Long Shui Han voiced out this sentence.

“Daughter, be careful!” Long-bà bid farewell, brushing away his tears with a handkerchief. He then said seriously, “That child, Long Dian, I’ll leave him to you.”

“I know. Relax Dad; I’ll capture Long Dian-biǎogē and bring him back.” Long Shui Han turned her head toward her father to make her guarantee. Then she led everyone to sit in her hover car. After that, the joyride began.

With a beautiful turn, they exited the parking lot. Long Shui Han pushed the accelerator to the floor and they shot out like lightning!

“Lolidragon, go slower!” The people sitting in the back seats were swaying from side-to-side and were so frightened that their hearts nearly jumped out. Of course, they couldn’t care less about what Lolidragon’s real name was and could only desperately shout for her to stop until their throats hurt!

“I’m already going very slowly!”

“Sigh, my precious daughter’s driving skills are still this good!” Long-bà sighed in admiration. “The race car and racing track that I bought for her to play with in the past sure haven’t been wasted! “Long Dian… Sigh, I’ll leave that boy to my precious daughter to deal with.” Long-bà turned around and was about to go deal with official business that had piled up like a mountain…

The sound of glass shattering suddenly came from behind. No, one should say the sound of glass exploding! Their company’s shop front was a large piece of bulletproof glass over twenty meters wide that stretched from the ceiling to the floor. Long-bà had very clearly heard that same piece of glass make a heroic sacrifice.

“A h-hover bike?” One of the employees shouted, mouth wide open in shock.

Long-bà calmly turned around and didn’t bother to tend to the noise from the employees in the lounge. He leisurely sized up the hover bike that had crashed through the bulletproof glass. On top of it sat two people. As for the rather handsome boy sitting in the back, who had turned pale with fright, his lips purple, Long-bà decided to ignore him for now.

However, the person sitting at the driver’s seat was an interesting character. It was someone in a dashing windbreaker and a pair of durable jeans, with long hair tied into a ponytail and goggles on the face… A girl!

Long-bà gave an “Ah-ha!” for he knew the identity of the person who had arrived. Didn’t this just happen to be his spokesperson for Second Life? Second Life’s only… What did the youngsters call it? Right, tranny!

“Where’s Lolidragon?” The handsome girl asked anxiously.

“Take this.” Long-bà took out a disk-shaped item. “See the green dot on the tracking device?”

The girl nodded her head, seeming to understand but actually not understanding it at all.

“You know, that is the person that you want to find. They have just set off, so you should take the chance right now to hurry and chase them. Who knows, you might be able to catch up with them not too long after they reach their destination.” Long-bà instructed with goodwill.

The female received the tracking device and threw it to the male on the back seat. Then, as she restarted the engine, she instructed the guy, “Yang Ming, you keep an eye on that disk and tell me where to go.”

With yet another beautiful turn, the girl flew out of the broken glass that was all that remained of the extensive windows. Before she vanished completely, she even gave Long-bà a salute. “Thanks, gramps.”

“Looks like I may have been wrong. With that speed, she might even be able to catch up to my daughter, who only knows that the accelerator has to be stepped on all the way down.” Long-bà looked admirably at the hover bike.

What a natural and unrestrained girl. No wonder she was able to charm the masses of males and females as a tranny. Long-bà shook his head. “Too bad I only have a daughter. Otherwise I would really want to have this girl as a daughter-in-law. What a pity…”

“Yang Ming, which way do we go?” I asked in a hurry. That damned Lolidragon. Would it have killed you to wait for me? I was only three minutes late!

“Go straight until the three-road junction ahead and go onto the road to the far right,” Yang Ming shouted into my ear as he clung on to me for dear life.

“Ok!” I turned the accelerator once again. Dash!

“Sob, sob, sob, Mom, why did you customize your hover bike for no reason at all? This speed is even faster than a race car!” Yang Ming wailed in anguish behind me.

After a little while, I asked continuously in a panic, “Yang Ming, have we caught up?”

“Whether we can catch up or not is secondary. Sis, the police are catching up!” Yang Ming hollered, and the ear-piercing sirens started ringing in my ears too.

“Humph!” Even the police can’t stop me from teaching Long Dian a lesson! I laughed coldly. How could the police catch up with my mom’s meticulously modified, unequalled hover bike? My mom even named this bike Lightning while feeling pleased! I looked at the speedometer. Two hundred and twenty kilometers, and this hover bike’s maximum speed is three hundred and fifty kilometers. There is still a lot of room to speed up!

“Sis, what do we do?” Yang Ming shouted anxiously.

“It’s fine, Mom ‘forgot’ to install her license plate!” Meaning that we’ll be fine as long as they don’t catch up! I hammered the accelerator once more and was satisfied to see the speedometer pointing at two hundred and fifty!

“Lolidragon, there seems to be police cars?” Li Tian Lang frowned, for he seemed to have heard the sound of sirens.

“Relax, once they see the license plate clearly, they’ll leave.” Long Shui Han wasn’t scared at all because, due to her father’s abuse of authority, this car’s license plate number was already well known among the whole police force. They wouldn’t come and arrest her!

Hearing this, Nan Gong Zui couldn’t refrain from raising an eyebrow.

“Huh? They don’t seem to be chasing us.” Doll turned her head to look in curiosity. “They’re chasing a bike and that bike is really fast. They’ve almost caught up to us!”

“What?” Long Shui Han looked into the rear view mirror, extremely pissed off. As expected, there was a bike chasing them at lightning speed.

“Humph, you want to ‘race’ with me? You’ve picked the wrong person.” Long Shui Han gave a cold smile, and then reached down to press a red button. The body of the car immediately started changing, and on the trunk at the back there appeared something that looked similar to a rocket.

“A-Are we watching a car race?” Min Gui Wen’s face looked ashen.

“The distance between us and that bike is growing more and more…” Doll observed for a while and then gave a cry of shock, “Ah, they caught up again. Eh? The appearance of the bike has also changed!”

“What? So it turns out that they are also an expert!” Although she knew that she had a mission, Long Shui Han couldn’t help but want to race her heart out. She pressed the accelerator even lower.

“Hey, you’d better be more careful! The princess is in your car!” Winter Triumph roared in anger. “If anything were to happen to the princess, rest assured that I’d ask your country for compensation!”

“If anything were to actually happen to Doll, do you think that you, being in the same vehicle, would come out unscathed enough to ask for compensation?” Zhuo Lin Bin asked coldly.

“Eh? That person sitting in the back who is waving to us… appears to be Feng Wu Qing-gēgē.” Doll observed the person in the back seat, who was scowling miserably, and waving his hand as though his life depended on it. His face was exactly the same as Feng Wu Qing-gēgē’s.

“What?” Long Shui Han was stunned. Feng Wu Qing is on that bike? Doesn’t that mean that the other person is… Prince? She slowed down a little so as to allow the bike to drive to her side.

“Ah, that really is student Feng Yang Ming, who is also Feng Wu Qing.” Min Gui Wen identified his own student without the slightest doubt.

If Feng Wu Qing is in the back, then who is the reckless driver that is throwing away his life? Everyone wondered.

“Lolidragon, don’t stop the car, just rush straight to Long Dian!” The driver shouted wildly.

“No problem, Prince!” Long Shui Han happily shouted back. This guy still managed to make it in time!

It was Prince!

Footnotes

1 “Long-bà”: bà means father.

149 Responses

  1. O.o” Where did Wicked learn how to hack a computer…?

    XD I thought I was the only one who knew how to turn on a computer, use the Internet and even play games! Ah… I feel less accomplished now…

    X.X Wicked is looking scarier by the moment… And… And… T.T Everyone really does seem like a terrorist! Secretly knowing how to handle weapons like that…

    ._.” After hearing Feng Lan shouting at them, they still believe she’s a boy?

    • Achipersus

      @15B
      She’s wearing a helm and they drive 250+ km/h and you expect ppl to notice the difference between a male and a female while you should be wondering: How on earth can they understand each other when the interference from the wind should cancel their whole voice? :P

      nice chap though

    • @Achipersus
      Good point. =))

    • MoonlightFlower

      @Achipersus
      On the side note she had A- cup size, so seriously how could anyone recognize that flat chest is a girl

    • @MoonlightFlower

      Well if she’s only wearing a t-shirt, the bra lines would stand out so I guess you can notice it differentiate the gender with that.

    • dollyfishe

      @Ish
      aaaa c’mon … everyone is still too amazed with lolli skills with the race …. how will anyone realize there’s a bra line or anything ? if there’s not a fact that lolli know Lan and Wu Qing is brother and sister and will definitely come together, she wont realize the driver is prince too

    • LeodaFox

      @MoonlightFlower she’s wearing a jacket

    • Entmore

      @Achipersus
      I think she’s only wearing goggles instead of a helmet though. They may have mistaken her for a girl. Yu Wo will probably comment on it in the next chapter instead.

    • Entmore

      @Entmore
      I mean for a boy.

    • gotank

      @15B
      I would be laughing if it turns out that Feng Lan is an expert at all of this.

    • @gotank
      pff^^ that would be funny, but i think it it would be more funny if Lolli had an dao for Prince/Feng Lan.
      She would slice everyones belly open xD

  2. KuwaNeko

    nooooo. don’t stop theeere

    oh god. so much insaneness

    doll, oh doll…. (scary)
    and Nan Gong looks like a 15 year old. I can sooo sympathize…
    and then Cold Fox enters and everyone is like ‘oh forget it, I’m already tired of being surprised’

    and the bike, god, Lan’s parents are insaaane (not to say Lan isn’t) (and the Long family too)

    and Long-bà talking of wanting to have Lan as a daughter-in-law

    this chapter was soo cool, thanks for the translations

    • Gohankuten

      @KuwaNeko
      We knew from the start that the whole dang Feng family was insane. I mean how else could they have produced Lan if the entire stinking family wasn’t insane? And we all know that Lan makes a hell of a lot better man than a woman and should seriously consider getting the sex change that Loli told her to get at the beginning lol. And I feel sad for poor Gui being the only one that doesn’t know how to handle the weapons.

      And now next chapter we get the start with either most of them or only 1 or 2 of them being shocked to find out Prince is a girl lol. I will assume that Wolf has figured it out and possibly some others. Guis reaction will be the one I truly want to see lol.

    • Lisabella

      @Gohankuten
      Won’t Lolidragon’s dad be excited to know that “Prince’s” twin brother will probably end up with his daughter, so they will still be family. Also can’t wait to see what special skills Feng Lang and Wu Quin might have. Hopefully some awesome skills besides Feng’s with knives.

    • Gohankuten

      @Lisabella
      No he won’t be excited cause Quin is fairly useless for the most part and not as cool as Lan. Lan would make the better son-in-law by far.

    • @Gohankuten
      Um… It’s Wu QING. In Pin Yin, there’s no qu. Only q. So it sounds like “ching” instead of “quin”.

  3. Exile Wrath

    Kufufufu! And the climax is almost he~ere! I can’t wait for the next chapter!
    Thank you for the wonderful translations!

  4. Nekolvr11

    O…M…G…Sooo Close to the moment everyone finds out about Prince’s true gender…So…Very…Close…*yells at the world* Why must there be cliffhangers! WHHHY!…
    *clears throat* Okay I’m fine now…thanks for the translation ^.^ looking forward the the extra chapter and Volume 8

    • Lisabella

      @Nekolvr11
      Wouldn’t it be cool if we could leave voice recorded reviews???????? Got the idea from your comment.

    • 田中

      @Lisabella
      I feel like if you got voice recorded reviews you will get constant screaming and mic peaks. Haha~ I seriously I screamed so much.

  5. holyDemonic

    Nooo!!! I mean yay! but noooo…. Awesome chapter! but i just knew they would stop before we get to see everyone’s reactions to who prince is. Now I definately can’t wait for the next one! Thanks, and keep ’em comin’!

  6. Painted Scales

    Oh my god you can’t just end there whaaaaaat!??!?

    Whoa. That was such an awesome chapter! I can’t wait until they all meet!

  7. Just asking out of curiosity, I’m new to the site but is volume 8 going to be translated? The only reason I’m asking is because usually there’s a list of the chapters for each volume, available for viewing even if they haven’t been translated yet or is it just that to conserve space, only volumes that are going to be translated in the near future are put in the translated chapters section. I apologize if this is a stupid question.

    • lucathia

      The chapter listing is updated when the previous volume is about finished. The chapter listing for volume 8 will be added after v7extra has been released! Chapter listings for future volumes are only added once we’re nearer to the volume and are ready to start publishing the first chapter of that volume.

  8. OMG! OMG! they stepped out of the game and somehow managed to become even more badass! XDD lasers and light swords and shields and freakishly insane hovering bikes~~~~~
    GAH! this setting is awesome! the final book promises and swears while jumping up and down that it will be climatically awesome!
    well, assuming they dont crash due to the brakes going out as they approach the baddie or the police catch up to em…

    • Gohankuten

      @Jasae Bushae
      This is Lan and Loli we are talking about. Lan has the luck of the Gods in just about everything cept for womens charms(God decided too much luck would have been a bad thing and hit her there poor Lan) so the brakes will be fine and Loli has the backing of one of the biggest economic guys in their world so the cops won’t do anything. And poor Gui is the only one that doesn’t get to be badass and instead is comic relief lame compared to the rest.

    • @Gohankuten
      well thats what gui gets for being an academic genius in his early 20s thats able to teach university classes instead of an insanely skilled fighter or insane prince XD
      but yah, you make some pretty good points XD still, thats a pretty bloody fast bike! still, i cant help but wonder if the brakes work near as well as the aceleration ^^;

    • KnightlyLoyal

      @Jasae Bushae
      I suspect the brakes will work a little too well and send our precious Lan-chan and Wu-kun flying ^^|l|l

  9. SQUEEE. I’m going to be waiting with bated breath for the next chapter! *rolls around in excitement* THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE TRANSLATIONS! <333

  10. The worse part about this chapter is that the next one will take a month to show up! Hopefully the extra chapter will satisfy my need for HP! *-*

    • Gohankuten

      @HyTe
      The extra chapter from the looks of it will only be revealing more of Loli unfortunately. Like we really care about the Longs secrets when we want to see everyones reaction to Prince being Lan. Though I predict Wolf will have guessed and thus show little reaction and I can see a few others who could possibly guess Prince is a girl as well. Gui is the main one I want to see though cause we all know Gui hasn’t figure it out and it will be an awesome shock.

  11. Gohankuten

    O man I just realized. Not one of us has commented yet on the fact that Lans helmet had a targeting system on it for tracking and hitting Ming. Gotta admit it’s awesome to start a chapter with Ming getting hit by something from Lan without Lan even meaning to(though we all know Lan was lying and totally meant to hit Ming and used telekinesis to make sure she got him and then feigned that it was an accident).

  12. OMG! it’s finally up!! i’ve been dying to read this, thank you aaaaall for your hard work!! ^o^

  13. Anonymous

    So wonderful to see them all gathered in reality!

    A little ridiculous that {the plausible identity of the people chasing to catch up with them} didn’t occur to them, but more than made up for by the various wonderfulness (and that said confusion was resolved speedily).

    Observing Gui(‘s Prince-related mental behaviour) is particularly wonderful. *glee*

  14. OMG! Such an EPIC chapter!! Stupid Lolidragon, wanting to race out someone who wanted to catch up with her, lol. If lan’s mother wasn’t insane then she’d have left prince behind, lol. There’s so many things that made me laugh at this chapter that i can not really list them. I seriously didn’t expect the princess knowing how to hold a weapon, nor that weakling nan gong zui to be a police man!!! ROFL!!

    Yeah, this’s made my day :D

    Thanks again for the chapter!!!

    • Lisabella

      @okura
      About the Doll thing, if you knew people would probably try to kidnap you and whatnot, wouldn’t you take self-defense classes????? Same concept just to a larger extent.

    • 田中

      @Lisabella
      Yea, I totally compared Doll to A:TLA’s Toph and LoK’s Asami, who are young, rich, and privileged girls who knew how to fight.

  15. Thank you very, very much, I really enjoyed this chapter and I am really glad you are translateing so fast. You are really lot ahead copared with the manhua. I hope you will translate next chapter as fast as this.

    • Gohankuten

      @Lului
      PR is only a chapter or 2 ahead of the manhua. They only caught up recently.

  16. Love it more and more!!!
    I can’t wait for everyone met the real Prince! :)
    Thank you very much for this chapter!!! ♥

    • @belllda
      I’m sure everyone already meet the real prince (otw to Long Dian). I’m actually waiting for the introduction exchange between the characters, and all the hilarious things that happens with it.

  17. Topomouse

    So much win, this whole chapter was incredibly funny.

  18. Awesome chapter! You can actually feel the adrenaline xD
    Thank you!

  19. yurihime

    Brilliant!! Next chapter please!!

  20. THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE CHAPTER!!
    I just couldnt stop reading ><) :(
    I sooo want to see her using the stuff, with her guts I bet she would be able to move and fight like Prince in real life. Hope Lilidragon took a spare with her.

  21. ““A-Are we watching a car race?” Min Gui Wen’s face looked ashen.”

    No, Min Gui Wen, you are not watching a car race, you are stuck in one. =))

    So awesome. I didn’t really expect they would actually fight in real life, though. OuO
    Out of everyone’s appearance, I’m most surprised by Nan Gong Zui. If he just made himself taller, wouldn’t that mean his game character is a future version of himself? 8″D

    And and and… I.knew.it! I knew it would stop there. RIGHT THERE. Right before Prince’s identity was finally and officially uncovered. Jeez… ;A;

    • @E
      Oops… forgot that Nan Gong Zui is actually already older than Prince. Pity… Mmm…
      But wait wait… considering the fact that Nan Gong Zui is a police… is he gonna give Prince a fine? XD

    • Gohankuten

      @E
      Zui will say he had temporarily lost his vision and so didn’t see Lan committing any crime and thus no fine.

    • starnorma

      @E
      but then how does nan gong zui know that he’s older than Prince? or is he just assuming that Prince is actually a little kid from the way he acts?

    • @starnorma
      they talked about him being the youngest of the warlords

    • @Xella
      him as in prince XD

  22. Ahhhh… Such an awesome chapter! It’s so great to finally see them all together. Poor Gui; being the bard, he’s the only one incompetent with real world weapons. The two on the hoverbike should be fine with swords.
    But also… Wait, did she drive the hoverbike INTO THE TELEPORTER?!?

    • @Ozzien
      Yes, she did. HAHAHAHAHAHA…rofl (^o^)Y

    • @Ozzien
      Oh. My. Godrick. Though Lan must’ve driven the hoverbike into the teleporter to get it there, it didn’t sink in until you mentioned it. Can’t. Stop. Laughing. >v< Holy toothpaste! This chapter was soooooo incredibly unsurmountably INSANE that I just had to stop in the middle to jump around the house squealing "OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD WHOOOOOTTT!" like a fangirl. Drove my parents nuts. Rockin' translation guys. Can't wait for the next one. BRING IT!!!

  23. dollyfishe

    aw … just realize that the next chapter is extra chapter. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy u had to postpone the next story while expecting everyone reaction on prince identity ~~~~><~

    *sigh* throwing a tantrum wont make the time goes faster anyway. thanx for the update, and please please please reconsider on releasing the next chapter *not an extra one* hehhehehe

  24. Wonderful chapter! Thank you very much ^__^

  25. Cheeziswin

    Dang… I’m surprised Feng Lan didn’t crash the bike by now… I know she went through the window, but I mean otherwise. You gotta keep in mind, this is apparantly her first time driving a hover-bike, and she’s already swerving through traffic at top speed like a pro. That’s our Prince!! :D

    • @Cheeziswin

      haha yes our prince with her devil luck its not only in the game!!!
      ^^1/2Prince forever I read it from the beginning see you later

  26. i’ve fallen in love with your translations guys! thanks very much!!!!

  27. AWESOME CHAPTER!!! AND IT JUST HAD TO STOP THERE!! ;-; *cough cough* anyways thanks for the chapter of insanest and is it just me or does this remind anyone of No Hero (the bike part )

  28. OMG that was amazing! I love this story! Excellent translations guys! Can’t wait for the next chapter! (This was hilarious!) It’s all leading up to the big reveal, huh? Sounds great.

  29. LMAO! Funniest chapter ever! Cup sizes; Lolidragon and Xiao Lan, REALLY? And Zhuo-gege, a hacker? xD Shui Han/Lolidragon is so cold sometimes… Poor dad… Zhuo-gege… using a gun… xD Gui should be scared! Doll, the princess, using a weapon… *shakes head* And knowing how to use the weapon… They are very protective of their princesses.. Nan Gong Zui is really a cute boy.. :) No is ever as they seem in real life… That is definitely what is taught when everyone meets to save the world(sorta) Aww… Long-da wants her to be part of the family… xD I really am questioning Xiao Lan’s mom’s personality… Cover blown in the most weirdest ways…. xD Gui should’ve wondered why Xiao Lan was their too… Awesome chapter translation!

  30. candybubbles

    THANK U THANK U THANK U awesomest chapter ever i couldnt stop laughing XD3D3

  31. sighhh, i was grinning like an idiot the whole time! wahhhh so close….. T_T why must there be cliffhangers?

  32. lulumoon

    Thank you for the new chapter! I wonder if Xiao Lan will be charged the price for the window she broke, or if it will be discounted from her spokesman job?

  33. Well of COURSE!!!Who else other than Yu Wo would leave a BOOK!on a cliffhanger!Should have known really,but I tried to convince myself(failingly >.<"")that no one will be THAT evil…guess I was wrong…*going in an emo corner beside Long-bà to sulk in misery*

    Pfffftt~Hahahaha~Best chapter EVA~This:I used both of my hands to tie my hair into a ponytail, and then I put on a windbreaker and a pair of goggles. Without even turning around, I asked, “Yang Ming, which side is the accelerator and which side is the brake?”deserves an epic win!!!Reminded me of Terminator:))))xDDDDDD

    Darn but I speak this from years!of experience and knowledge!If you leave a cliffhanger,hanging for a long time the enthusiasm will die and the next chapter doesn't get the enthusiasm it deserves to have…Just saying…:D

    • @Topaz
      Take comfort from this: At least you wait a Month for the next Chapter and not a Year for the next Book XDDD

    • @dahlys
      o.o” It’s a wonder that Yu Wo is still alive and well!

    • dollyfishe

      @15B
      hahhahhaa … no fans dare to kill yu wo for that, dont u think ? if anyone did, the cliffhanger will be last for a lifetime, not a month or a year :p

  34. my stomach hurts from laughing so much!!! HAHAHAHAHA! THANKS! CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE!

  35. @Lisabella—>(I have no idea how to reply like you guys do…)

    Meh~If we could’ve done that my recorded comment would’ve probably contained swearing to brim!With a few yells and and roarings to the sky!
    Something like:”%$^$#^%$@@$*beeeepppp*(censoring sound)#$%#$^$#^*OH GOD WHYYYYYYYY*$%^##^$%^%$^$*beeeepppppppppp*”

    P.S:Thanks guys for translating such an awesome chapter by the way!^^

  36. Cat-Alin

    How come Zhuo the chem student knows how to hack? And Lightning? Well…. I’ve been playing the FF XIII a lot lately, so Lightning to me is… a really smexy woman. Totally fits Mama Feng. I kinda also have to think of Mario Kart because of Loli and Lan racing….

    C-A

    • Gohankuten

      @Cat-Alin
      Too bad the police chasing Lan don’t have the blue tortoise shell lol.

    • Darkantos

      @Gohankuten
      But that would only have ever hit Loli and the gang, since they were actually in the lead. The explosion might have caught Lan at the end I suppose, but for a lot of that race they would have messed up royally. :P

      Awesome chapter though, I only know that I’m going to be one of those who checks daily for updates now we’re in to July. xD

  37. This has got to be my most favorite chapter yet, next to the one with Hell’s murderers

  38. NeoWarrior

    “…” ->that is not speechlesness, that’s how my face looks right now

    This is about the best chapter in the whole series. It brings the characters to real life, albeit some of them being a lot less dangerous than we may have though (Nan gon Zui) and one being a bit more dangerous than we may have though (Doll) {though now that I think of it, it does make sense that modern princesses are both politically and combat-trained, thanks to the whole anyone can be a warrior regardless of gender of the current century :) }

    Prince didn’t surprise me at all… His mother on the other hand… She’s a famous writter of novels who spends more time having honeymoons with her husband than with her daughter and son, who also leaves all the house duties to her daughter, and who apparently modified a hoverbike on her own to transform it into a RacingHoverBike (RHB) that can easily catch up to Lolidragon’s expertly made vehicle at top speed… That woman has serious issues!

    I’ll repeat a question said before by someone else: DID SHE DROVE THE HOVERBIKE THROUGH THE TELEPORT PAD!?!?!?!?!

    • Gohankuten

      @NeoWarrior
      What member of the Feng family DOESN’T have issues? We learned quite early on that the Feng family as a whole had serious issues and we just accepted it. Then again it seems everyone in the future there has serious issues but who cares it makes them funnier lol.

      As for the teleport pad I shall assume yes she did and that the teleport pads are designed to be driven through for the teleporting.

    • dollyfishe

      @NeoWarrior
      wahhahahah … i bet she broke the queue line and then teleported along with the hover !!!

    • @NeoWarrior
      Repeat answer: YEAHHHH! SHE ABSOLUTELY DID!

  39. THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT TWO CHAPTERS!!!!

    But I am so curious on Lolidragon’s relation with Long Dian. OOOHHHH This is soooooo goood!!!! THANK YOU AGAIN! EEEEKKKK♥

  40. Gzzvijbbrt!

    Why did the chapter end in such a cruel place? Why, world, WHY?!

    • Gohankuten

      @Becca
      Yu Wo felt like punching the readers in the gut with a cruel cliffhanger at the spot that everyone has been looking forward to since the beginning of the series lol. Since it is something that every single reader of 1/2 Prince has been looking forward to since the beginning it only makes sense for Yu Wo to draw it out and save the big reveal for the final volume.

  41. CoolCreep

    Amazing! My heart was pounding through the whole thing! I was so looking forward to Gui’s reaction! Stupid cliff hangers! Thanks very much for the translation, it was amazing!

  42. that’s a great chapter! thanks for translating!

    they’re much much MUCH better in real life!

    i can’t wait for the next one! >_< such a cliffhanger

  43. Darn the cliffhanger! I’ve just recently remembered 1/2 Prince and have been reading almost nonstop for the past week and a half from somewhere in volume 4! And now I’m almost at the end, volume 7! I can’t wait for your next update but I know I have to…so I guess I’ll read some 1/2 Prince fanfiction to tide me over! ^_^ Thanks for all your hard work on this project.

  44. it’s finally here!!!!FINALLY Thanks so much for translating! this lifted me up from the boring classes i’m taking atm.

    i can’t wait till they all see prince their expressions would be priceless~ gotta love prince using that hoverbike =]

    need to wait another month T.T

  45. NanoLaughing

    I think I may become Lesbian from how awesome Lan is :) but then again, it’s such a shame, Lan should reconsider the sex change. I would support it! Hahahaha!

  46. Achipersus

    Btw why does Lan always think she’s ugly compared to other girls when many other people find her beautiful? Oo

    • @Achipersus
      Probably because she thinks she has no curves/bust/behind. While that doesn’t mean she isn’t beautiful in her own right, you gotta admit people tend to verbally point out the earlier not the later. *coughLolidragonandFengYangMingcough*

    • starnorma

      @Zen
      and too, many of those find her beautiful people are on Second Life, where she plays as a guy…

  47. Ah! So nice to see some real world action in 1/2 Prince. hahaha :D

  48. 45+10+15= 70 minutes (1 hour 10 minutes) at least provided no delays, red lights, or queuing.

    She was only 3 minutes late. XD

  49. This cliffhanger is giving me a heart attack… i feel like ill be dead before the 8th volume starts! Thanks for the translation tho.

  50. wow…
    this chapter was too awesome to comment…
    but thank you, guys…
    i’m stunned and waiting for the next…

  51. So did Lan even get any weapons?

  52. Willowtm

    OMG! OMG! *screams then jumps up and down* Man, I stay away from the Internet for a couple days and look what happens! I can’t believe its really here! *squeals* I’m so excited!!! The suspense may kill me tho…>_< Just read it and I just had to scream when I finished! Although, I must say that it kind of fits that Prince's friends and Odd Squad would be just as weir-er, I mean unique, as they are in Second Life…I was pretty impressed that Feng Lan could drive like that tho…and that Doll could be anything but sweet! Wow, Yu Wu is pretty awesome when you think about it huh… Although I don't yet know what I think about the cliffhanger…And how could I forget?! THANK YOU GUYS FOR DOIN WHAT YOU DO AND FOR LETTING PEOPLE LIKE ME MEET THESE AWESOME CHARACTERS! Oh, man, somethings wrong w/ me…I don't usually act like this…Oh well. ×.× :D

  53. AH! I’m loving this! : D I’ve been waiting for this for soooo long! : 3 now to wait for the next chapter : D i bet it’s going to be just as good!

  54. now that i’ve read this chapter like 2 times XD
    im not all that surprised about them all acting like terrorists XD all i got to say is “Dang you First person shooter games” lol

  55. NO! NO! KEEP GOING! Thus I shouted at the chapter end for several minutes while approaching it. I mean, come on. And you’re not releasing another plot chapter till next month. SK is great, but I like this more! Thanks so much for the chapter!

  56. one thing you must remember when read this novel is…expect the unexpected.
    I think until the end of story, there will be more some unexpected things.

    Wow, for the first timer riding the motorcycle, Lan is really expert at riding it (until 250, thats crazy). Everyone except Gui is expert at handling weapon (my heart go on when Zhuo trying the gun and doll said that she can modified the gun with stronger one), and many thing.
    1/2 prince is really full of surprises.

  57. Little Writer

    OMG I swear you guys are out to get us. -_-.
    WHYYY????? WHYYYYY CRUEL WORLD???? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
    *Various sounds of shock, disbelief, and stunnedness (that’s a word in my dictionary)*
    PR, I hope you guys are laughing about how much we’re moaning about the cliffhanger. Either way, this was a fantastic chapter, and I would definitely love to see the next volume come out soon…(HINT HINT).
    Feng Lan, you are so badass, I can’t even start to put it into words. LOL 250KM an hour, around 155 miles an hour? Dude, I swear that you are more manly than your brother. I bet Long-ba will be SO unhappy with Feng Yang Ming compared to Feng Lan. So, Lolidragon and Long-ba will make Feng get a sex-change surgery, then Gui will be very happy, and Wicked…is probably going to freak out.
    XD I love these characters. They bring so much laughter into my life. I mean, I only have to remember this in class, or Doll’s revenge, and I’ll start laughing. I have recommended this to all my friends who need a good laugh (and even those who don’t need them), and I hope, PR, that you guys continue to do the awesome work that you do. Thank you so much!! <3

    • Gohankuten

      @Little Writer
      Think of how the original readers felt when they had to wait however long it was for the next volume to be released. We only have to wait a month they had to wait a lot longer.

  58. ““The race car and racing track that I bought for her to play with in the past sure haven’t been wasted! “Long Dian… Sigh, I’ll leave that boy to my precious daughter to deal with.” Long-bà turned around and was about to go deal with official business that had piled up like a mountain…” im guessing that extra ” isnt needed in the middle after mountain XD

    YESS ITS OUT!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT FENG LAN~ X3 cant wait for next chap ;w;

  59. Eter Puralis

    *moan* Oh come on… You don’t need cliff hangers, we’ll read anyway! T_T

  60. Palindrome

    It’s out!!!! (I should check more regularly). The final chapter!!!

  61. @Anna_face

    Thanks soooo much for the translations!
    Now, everyone who agrees that they like HP better than SK, and they’d really LOVE to have extra chapters, please comment!
    Again, thanks so much! I love both stories, but I’m in mortal anguish for more HP!

  62. How come no one noticed we typed Nan Gui Zui instead of Nan Gong Zui? OTL Mixed up Gui and Nan… Anyway, I just fixed that.

    • Winter

      @dahlys
      no i didnt i know XD but i’ll still laugh at it : D lol

    • Little Writer

      @dahlys
      I think it’s because everyone overlooked Nan Gong Zui’s name because we all knew it was him. Most likely, it also was the fact that everyone was speedreading to see what awesome thing Feng Lan was going to do next…ROFL. Plus, he sounds SO adorable…like my baby cousin…ROFL x2

    • Gohankuten

      @dahlys
      We were too caught up by the fact that he turned out to be a cop that looks 15. the awesomeness of them all meeting irl was too much for us to notice.

  63. Wow. So, we have a cutie cop, a maniac driver, a totally useless professor with an IQ of 200, a research student and a princess that both know how to use guns, a male school nurse, scary finance woman and man, and a highschool age Cold Fox. This is nearly as insane as the in-game avatars. Yu Wo, I really don’t know whether to cry or laugh my head off right now. Oh, and I forgot. We’ve got the insane Feng family as well. Feng Lan, Second Life’s only Prince/Tranny/Spokesman. Mama Feng, who is a writer and likes to do crazy stuff to her hoverbike. Papa Feng, who does and says whatever Mama Feng does. And finally, Feng Wu Ching, who is in love with the maniac driver above.
    PR, and Yu Wo, I swear you guys are amazing. Keep up the awesome work! And thank you, PR, for translating so quickly.

  64. After reading this chapter for the millionth time, i realized something I have to ask…
    Is it just me or is my image of Doll, the cute, justice loving and pink loving girl who was scared of her own undead minion, completely destroyed O.o

    Well, I don’t think it’s a bad thing but yeah XD

    • dollyfishe

      @Sen
      wahahhaha … now u mention it !!! cute sailor moon lover who scares of her own endead minion hahhahaha …. feels so so so soooooooo far away from the real princess

    • MNeilG

      @Sen
      well, i think, in Doll’s case, an undead creature is much more scarier than a bunch of terrorists with guns >_<

  65. ThatOneDude

    Just saying…everyone keeps talking about how no one noticed Prince was a girl…but do remember y’all…She’s wearing “durable” jeans (Which make me think that means that they aren’t really all that fashionable,but rather comfortable/good for driving like a maniac on a hover bike) and a windbreaker. Neither of those items will help in identifying gender! (Also, Prince till technically would “look” the same in real life and in the game, maybe enough features are the same that they don’t see the girl yet?

  66. Lollisheep

    First off… This chapter had be smiling like a complete insane freak !
    I WAS LITERALLY ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT AND WHEN ALL THE SURPRISES CAME, I FELL RIGHT OFF MY SEAT !

    I swear, just for this series, I’m going to learn Chinese properly & with no regrets. FOR 1/2 PRINCE, I WILL LEARN CHINESE AGAIN !
    u >”
    Anyway, I can totally see ColdFox in his high school uniform… & to think he came cuz he wanted his love back, Kenshin. :’3 aww ~
    Oh and I swear… This cliffhanger will do the opposite for me and by the time the chapter is out… I’m going to be like.. o.o where was I again?! XD

    1/2 Prince forever though !
    Thank you for the translations !
    Merci beaucoup et bonne chance sur le chapitre prochain ! (:

  67. Deviousdemon

    Did anyone else resist the allure of a new chapter for a while to see if the next chap would be put up? Lol I tried but I didn’t last very long. Oh geez, probably my favorite chapter. Although it wasn’t filled with jokes and gags, it was full of rl action. My favorite chapters seem to be the rl ones anyway. AAAhhhhhh so excited. I want to know what will happen when they realize Prince is a girl…..!

    • Deviousdemon

      I’ve decided. After the last chapter is up, I’m going to read the whole thing again.

  68. WOW….finally!
    thanks a lot for the update,can’t wait to read the next one !!!!
    damn thei’re good!
    can’t find a better match than prince and lolidragon to be friends…..

  69. OMG YES YES YES YES YES FINALLY!!!

    Although I’ve finished reading the chinese version I just can’t wait for the next update :D

  70. Shoetsu Otaku

    I agree with okra and everybody else. I just love all you translators, cleanes, editors, etc. thank you so much for translating for those of us that can’t. :”/ Thanks also to 御我 (Yu Wo) who created the novel in the first place

  71. Your comment about Lan’s knives made me think about when they find the enemy’s house or base or whatever you other readers are expecting, the guard dogs (use your imagination, it doesn’t matter to me) will freak a few people out and Lolidragon will throw Feng Lan into them like usual, and she will totally gut them like a chef and shock everyone with her skillz. XD luv this idea! X3 know it won’t happen!

  72. Katiefrog

    ARG cliff hanger!!! thx so much for uploading the chapter can’t wait till th next comes out!

  73. Katiefrog

    is there a volume 8?! and thanx to this chapter I can no longer sleep :/ I was so hoping everyone would learn princes true identity but NO Cliff hanger instead!

    • @Katiefrog
      Of course there is a volume 8, the story couldn’t end like this, could it? That would be… too… sad. Also, all the fans would go scream at Yu Wo if HP ended like this!

  74. transforming cars?! TRANSFORMERS! … (not) ( ._.)_
    thanks for the chapter!! (*0*)/ I can’t wait to see/read what happens next! <3

  75. “Your acting pitiful towards me is just like my acting cultured towards you: both are useless,” Yang Ming said, displeased.

    Should it not be: “You acting pitiful towards me is just like me acting cultured towards you: both are useless,” Yang Ming said, displeased.

    Thanks for the update! Can’t wait for the next! ^_^

    • lucathia

      This is a case of using a possessive with gerunds. The -ing verb acts as a noun, so a possessive must come before it. The emphasis is placed on their acting toward each other.

  76. wolfgirl10126

    Man I love this chapter. I can’t belive Lan drove the bike the bulletproof glass. Her poor brother lol.

  77. “Has all of Odd Squad arrived?” Li Tian Liang was grinning from ear to ear.
    Isn’t it Li Tian Lang?

  78. A huge chunk of text disappeared!

  79. Noooooooo!! You cant leave it at that!! When will volume 8 be here?!?!

    Seriously awesome chapter though!!!
    I love 1/2 prince!!!!!!!! <3. Thx for the translations!

  80. Cheshirekitten909

    Please update soon!!!!! I’ve been waiting for this moment for soooo long!!! * starts begging*

  81. Azzaciel

    nice chapter
    when Fairsky enters the room it says “Yet another person had just arrived. Everyonee27s heads turned to look.”
    keep up the good job anyways

  82. while i was reading this, the batman dark knight theme song was playing the whole time. EPIC! also, when i red the sirens part, policecar sirens rang near my neighborhood. PERFECT TIming! XDD

  83. Shoetsu Otaku

    “Yes…” Min Gui Wen had no choice but to ad-it it. His mind told him that he couldn’t postpone it any longer, but, but Prince…
    Shouldn’t it be admit?

  84. THIS CHAPTER IS BY FAR THE BEST CHAPTER IN ALL THE VOLUMES!!!!!!!!! I was laughing so hard that my stomach is aching and tears are streaming from my eyes ^^ THe best parts, acc to me, wer when Nan Gong Zui showed himself. Who would’ve believed that he was a POLICEMAN???!!!!! Also, when Xiao Lan crashes into the office!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, that’s all I can say.
    Excellent job, PR staff!!! I give you a standing ovation! :D

  85. Thanks so much for the chapter! So amazing :)

    I noticed one thing though, it’s down as “Long Shui Hank” when it’s supposed to be “Long Shui Han” I think at least.. :)
    “Long Shui Hank pushed the accelerator to the floor and they shot out like lightning!”

  86. Pacifica

    Holy shizzles! This was definitely the best chapter so far to me. This is my first time commenting (I feel a little bad for being such a lurker, but it’s just so awesome that I don’t have time to stop and comment lol.) This was so exciting, my heart was beating wildly through the entire thing! It’s so epic. So insane. I just.. love it.

    And the part with Nan Gong Zui almost threw me out of the chair lol.

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