Illusions, Lies, Truth Side Story: Book Writer

Original novel in Chinese by: 御 我 (Yu Wo)

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Extra 3: Secret Little Matters—translated by lucathia (proofread by Trespasserby)

Poison

The butler placed a jug of coffee on the table. He was just about to call Yu Shu over when he heard a scream from behind.

“What the heck is this? It’s so bitter! It tastes horrible! Are you brewing poison here?”

The golden haired man was so affected by the bitterness that his face scrunched up. Out of disgust, he pushed the coffee jug far away from him.

Faced with such a situation, the butler retained his smile. He grabbed the sugar jar and dumped all of the sugar into the jug of coffee. There was so much sugar that it couldn’t even completely dissolve. He gently said, “You were in too much of a hurry. I had not completed the last step. Try it again. It will definitely taste good now.”

The golden haired man felt that something was not quite right. He narrowed his eyes and asked warily, “Will it really taste good?”

“Of course.” The butler smiled a trustworthy smile.

Half in disbelief, the golden haired man grabbed the coffee jug back.

After a single sip, his eyes widened. At this, the butler’s smile grew brighter.

“So good!”

“…”

The golden haired man relaxed. He took several more sips. Seeing that the butler’s smile was somewhat frozen, he hurriedly said, “It was my misunderstanding! This tastes really good! Brew it for me again in the future!”

“…As long as you like it.”

Skin Whitening Bath

Yu Shu let out a blood curdling shriek.

“Ah! Who added all this unnecessary stuff to the butler’s bath of blood!”

The golden haired man stuck his head in with an expression that said, “You don’t need to thank me.”

“Isn’t he going to bathe? I added my special skin whitening formula to it. I guarantee you that after he bathes, his skin will become flawlessly white and soft!”

Yu Shu clobbered him on the head. “Idiot! That blood is so that he can heal. What’s with your skin whitening formula! This isn’t a milk bath! Bastard, do you know how much that tub of blood cost me? Now it’s useless! Bastard, you jump in and stay there for three hours. Don’t come out until you become flawlessly white!”

Illusions, Lies, Truth Side Story: Book Writer

Original novel in Chinese by: 御 我 (Yu Wo)

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Extra 2: Ziya’s Left Eye—translated by Trespasserby (C/E edited and typesetted by lucathia)

pg.95

Department Grass Lu Yang’s Private Show

Tea Brown, Slightly Wavy
Trimmed every two weeks by a specialist from EROOS hair salon

Dunnill Knitted Shirt
Custom-made Dunnill NT$4,950

100% Handmade Leather Belt
Custom-made American Apparel NT$1,990

Jade Green, Natural due to his mixed descent

Waterproof Camo Windbreaker
A Ferragamo original NT$19,900

Black Suede Boots
A new alnansa product NT$5,900

Ziya: You… Didn’t sell off Qing Wei Gong to create this showy appearance, did you?

pg.96

He covers for Lu Yang’s homework. Lu Yang covers him to make sure trouble doesn’t find him…
Wandering grass bulb? Clownfish? A symbiotic relationship…?

According to my character design, my left eye can see some
[Non-Human]
Existences…

Ziya: This time, from the viewpoint of my left eye, I’ll be analyzing the foreign language department’s wandering grass bulb.
Lu Yang: … Department grass. It’s department grass. Wandering grass bulbs are Oddishes from Pokemon, O.K.?

pg.97

Ziya’s Rollcall Book

Foreign Language Department Course Table
		Monday	Tuesday	Wednesday
1	08:10 — 09:00
2	09:10 — 10:00		English Lecture
3	10:10 — 11:00
4	11:10 — 12:00			Shakespearean Comedy
C	12:10 — 13:00
D	13:10 — 14:00	English General Education
6	14:10 — 15:00	Introduction to Western Literature	Selected Readings of English Poems (1)	PE1: Fencing
7	15:10 — 16:00
8	16:10 — 17:00	Romantic Era English Literature

		Thursday	Friday
1	08:10 — 09:00
2	09:10 — 10:00	Introduction to Western Literature	Contemporary English Drama
3	10:10 — 11:00
4	11:10 — 12:00
C	12:10 — 13:00	Folklore and Legends
D	13:10 — 14:00
6	14:10 — 15:00
7	15:10 — 16:00	Shakespearean Comedy
8	16:10 — 17:00

pg.98

Ziya: “Ziya covers?” When did the department start offering this class?

English General Education → Always help Ziya cover for rollcall
Introduction to Western Literature → Ziya covers small essays
Romantic Era English Literature → Ziya covers group discussions
English Lecture → Ziya covers vocabulary quizzes
Selected Readings of English Poems (1) → Ziya covers one poem
Shakespearean Comedy → Ziya covers small essays
PE1: Fencing → Practice with Ziya
Folklore and Legends → Ziya covers breakfast
Contemporary English Drama → Ziya covers…

Lu Yang: Ziya has a preference for traditional, home stylish cooking. In order to achieve literature OP this term, if you see a good restaurant, contact me on LINE…

pg.101

Secret! Every Aspect of the Address Book

Name: Jiang Ziya
Birthday:
Address:
Home:
Cell: 0918-142013

Name: Fu Jun
Birthday:
Address:
Home:
Cell: 0999-999159

Name: – Lin
Birthday:
Address:
Home:
Cell:

Ziya: Wasn’t this supposed to be the big reveal of your hit list? What are those + – marks?
Lu Yang: It’s a hit list… The +, – are records of the dates. -.-

pg.102

Goals/Maxims

Schedule

[Charm]
Heed
Natural order of Heavens and Earth
Disperse the foulness to the eight cardinals
Mighty gods of the eight cardinals
Seal demons and cut down evil

[Right side]
+Li
-Chen
-Wang
+Cai
+Zhen
+Liu
-Lin