Eclipse Hunter V4C3: Sorrowful Anger

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After switching sides, I watched Jin Feng’s back and suddenly felt like a wilted flower. How could such a fierce and fabulous supermodel end up hanging out with a potato like me? No, scratch that, looking at her face, she’s a tree with a neck brace!

“Jin Feng, you are like…” I trailed off, “As long as I come up with something, no matter what it is or where I do it, you’ll support me, right?”

Jin Feng turned around and gave me a side-eye, chuckling and saying: “For the most part, yes. But if my brother messed up, I can’t go against him.”

“Aw, shucks,” I said, scratching my head. “You just keep being your fabulous self, Jin Feng. I’ll be over here not knowing what’s going on.”

Suddenly, DS II appeared out of nowhere with a plate of spaghetti. “Hey dudes, I made dinner! Come get your carbs on!”

“DS II,” I said sternly, “That’s not Xiaoye.”

DS II just grinned and said, “You can call me whatever you want, bro. But Xiaoye and I are tight, so good luck getting him to change his mind.”

I sighed and took a bite of spaghetti, wondering how I ended up in this surreal situation. And then, out of nowhere, DS II started beeping and flashing red lights.

“I’m detecting a disturbance in the force,” he said. “Xuanri, you are not authorized to issue commands to Xiaoye. I suggest you back off before things get messy.”

I rolled my eyes and muttered to myself, “What can I say, it’s just another day in this insane world.”

2 Responses

  1. Kamuい大ren

    It was like a million readers all cried out in terror and then were silenced…

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