What would you do if you get bitten by a mosquito?

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Yu Wo posted a collection of super short pieces that she put up on Facebook and Plurk, which are replies from her characters about what they would do if they get bitten by a mosquito. Here’s a translation of her blog post :) By the way, a small part of the post has been removed as it contains spoilers, but it will be added back in when that part is no longer spoiler-ish.

What would you do if you get bitten by a mosquito? (http://blog.xuite.net/kim1984429/yuwo/158070566)

“What would I do when I get bitten by a mosquito?” in No Hero
An Te Qi: “There’s a mosquito! Quick, where did I put my potassium cyanide?”
Ri Xiang Ye: “Mosquitoes cannot bite through my skin, and it seems like my blood can’t be drunk.” (There was a pile of dead mosquitoes beside his leg)
Charles: “If there are mosquitoes in the house, I will commit suicide to apologize for my error.”
The Sun Emperor gave a command, Kyle carried out his order, and from then on, there were no more mosquitoes in the city that Ah Ye lived in.

“What would I do when I get bitten by a mosquito?” in GOD
Meteor: “Xiao Bai, a mosquito bit me. Hurry up and kill it!”
YaYa: “Wahhh, mama, a mosquito bit me~~~”
Alan: “It actually dared to bite YaYa!!!” (Lightning flashed in the elf’s hands, the sky grew dark, sand and stones flew around, a storm cloud approached)
Bai SaYa: “Hold on! I’ll go and squish those mosquitoes right now, Alan you had better not — Ahhh!”
Team exterminated. The End.

“What would I do when I get bitten by a mosquito?” in 1/2 Prince
Cold Fox: Swish! (A flying dagger pierced a wall, coincidentally splitting a mosquito into half)
Kenshin: Swish! (A katana pierced a wall, coincidentally splitting a mosquito into half)
Prince: Swish! (A kitchen knife pierced a wall, coincidentally splitting a mosquito into half)
Author, you’re getting muddled up again. They’re all splitting mosquitoes in half with a blade.
The name of the book is 1/2 Mosquito Under Blade

“What would I do when I get bitten by a mosquito?” in Kill No More
Baolilong: “Bite back!”
Coffee: “Use magic to brainwash it, and let it go bite others instead of biting me!”
Meinan: “I have a protective shield that has been passed down from generation to generation, is impervious to sword, spear, magic, fire and water, and is like ten thousand Buddhas. It is perfect to be used as protection against mosquitoes.”
Kaiser: “Hahaha, I can deduct wages from the cleaning department!”
Silently, Liola waved his hand swiftly. Big and tiny mosquitoes fell all over the floor.

“What would I do when I get bitten by a mosquito?” in The Legend of Sun Knight
Elmairy Leaf: “Of course I’ll quickly use my hand to squash it. There shouldn’t be any other methods, right?”
Ceo Storm: “Stomp on it.”
Vival Moon: “Use my most powerful killing technique — Net of Ten Thousand Whips to cover my entire body. I can guarantee that even ten thousand mosquitoes will all die!!! Why must I use cannon fire to kill a mosquito? Because I can’t see where the mosquitoes are with my head raised…”
Metal: “Oooh, so itchy, so good, hurry up and bite me.”
Lesus, covered in black robes thicker than a mosquito net, remained unmoved by ten thousand mosquitoes.
“Lesus, help me kill-mosquitoes beat-that-dog investigate-this-case buy-blueberry-pie and … (spoilers have been removed)
“…”

14 Responses

  1. It seems each of Yu Wo’s works contains at least one Mosquitoes Disposal Unit….

  2. OMG!! Actually i agree with my beloved Elmairy Leaf’s method.. but after know other character’s method, i keep thinking, ‘What would i do when i get bitten by a mosquito’!!

  3. Thanks for sharing quirky little author’s notes! Her characters really do have distinctive personalities.

  4. Thanks! It’s really nice Yu Wo posts these for all readers to enjoy, and even better when you guys translate!

  5. bwahahahahahahahaha!

    Can I ask

    Charles: “If there are mosquitoes in the house, I will commit suicide to apologize for my error.”
    Why does he say this? Because he also sucked blood? But there’s thousand of mosquitoes! If you commit suicide, you can’t protect your master anymore!!! XD

    • I think he just can’t forgive himself for letting mosquitoes exist in his master’s home? It’s like a slight against his efficiency as a butler! If he’s doing his job correctly, then the place should be spotless! No mosquitoes allowed!

  6. wow i keep reading this, nice story! btw where can i read GOD?

  7. Is that emoticon for Metal’s expression… A lu 蛋 boiled egg? Or is it a 茶葉蛋? I went to Taiwan before and Tea Eggs seemed super popular! There were people selling them in huge pots filled with the eggs. XD

  8. lols at Metal xDDD he’s really creepy but its soooo funny ♥

  9. 1/2 mosquito under blade…………..hahahaahhaahhahaahahahaha that made my day! soooO funny!

    I laughed so loud I scared the hell outta my kitty ( he was sleeping on my lap !now he´s angry xD)

  10. Crimson Rhapsody

    Lol, so funny~~ X3
    But I wonder if we have gotten to a point where it is no longer spoiler-ish? I assume he was going to say something along the lines of become-the-demon-king or catch-Roland or kill-Pink or something related to the major plot.
    They’re all so funny even though I don’t know who half the characters are XD
    Metal’s little emoticon made his so funny.
    And I would totally read 1/2 half-mosquito under blade X3 lol

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