This post was just too amusing, so pick your manner of death!
How would you like to die?
1. The Sun Emperor who arrogantly looks down on everything from his couch tells you to ‘scram,’ and you get hauled out by his bodyguards to sleep in gentle waters of the bay.
2. One second, you see Lesus polishing the Judgment Sword. The next second, you see his handsome face right in front of you. Then… nothing.
3. The unbelievably beautiful Jiang Shuyu gazes at you then grips your hand, creating a single ice blossom. This ice blossom starts to freeze everything from your hand to your entire body.
4. Shujun, in her uniform with short skirt and twin tails, shyly tugs at your sleeve and says, “Sorry.” After a lightning flash, you smell burnt meat…
5. The cold faced and cold hearted Dark Sun uses his metallic wings to wrap you into his embrace, then you turn into a pile of sliced meat.
6. Jin Feng grabs your face, glaring you in close proximity. Her huge boobs are right in front of your eyes. Then, after she declares “You die if you stare”, you smell cooked meat…
7. Yesterday, you accidentally kicked Grisia, receiving a beatific smile and a “No worries.” Today, you have no reason why you’ve found yourself staring at the God of Light.
8. Yu Wo says if you read but don’t comment, you’ll experience each and every one.